So remember when I blogged last week that the US military is training some units from the Ukrainian military to fight the Russian invaders/rebels of Donbass/brave freedom fighters/evil Putin robot clones bent on Communist world domination/whatever term you want to insert here? Well, that training commenced yesterday and I have hilariously amazing photos culled straight from the Runet (Russian-speaking internet) for you! I found them here, but I’m going to showcase all of them here, with amazing commentary, so you don’t need to even click on that link (unless you really want to, of course).

You know this training has the stamp of approval when US ambassador to Ukraine shows up! Seriously, Geoff, the glasses aren't that great of a look for you. Though Poroshenko seems to like it...
You know this training has the stamp of approval when US ambassador to Ukraine shows up! Seriously, Geoff, the glasses aren’t that great of a look for you. Though Poroshenko seems to like it…
The flags are flying at the same height because they just respect us that much. Or, they just want our money that badly. I'm betting on the latter.
The flags are flying at the same height because they just respect us that much. Or, they just want our money that badly. I’m betting on the latter.
Once I saw a photo of then-Russian president Dmitry Medvedev in the rain. He had a person holding his umbrella. Apparently Poroshenko isn't important enough to have one of those. At least that soldier has a hat, though.
Once I saw a photo of then-Russian president Dmitry Medvedev in the rain. He had a person holding his umbrella. Apparently Poroshenko isn’t important enough to have one of those. At least that soldier has a hat, though.
Lunch in the mess hall! I wish I could have been there for this. I think that soldier to the right of Poroshenko has a Ukrainian last name. Also, please note the uniform Poroshenko is wearing. He never misses an opportunity to wear it...
Lunch in the mess hall! I wish I could have been there for this. I think that soldier to the right of Poroshenko has a Ukrainian last name. Also, please note the uniform Poroshenko is wearing. He never misses an opportunity to wear it…
Geoff Pyatt, US ambassador to Kiev, is standing behind Poroshenko. He looks exhausted. I guess fomenting a revolution in a foreign country and then making sure the preferred party stays in power isn't easy.
Geoff Pyatt, US ambassador to Kiev, is standing behind Poroshenko. He looks exhausted. I guess fomenting a revolution in a foreign country and then making sure the preferred party stays in power isn’t easy.
More lunch. I'm telling you, I wish I could've been there. It would have been so much fun.
More lunch. I’m telling you, I wish I could’ve been there. It would have been so much fun.
No witty comments here because I have no idea what this is. Probably some boring presser.
No witty comments here because I have no idea what this is. Probably some boring presser.

Anyway, this training is supposed to go on for several months, if I remember correctly. If you think about it, the US is sort of fighting Russia right now, by using Ukraine as a proxy. I hope Russia does not return the favor.

4 thoughts on “American Soldiers Meet Poroshenko in Ukraine

  1. Well, I might be a decadent, spoiled Westerner believing Western propaganda but there’s one country who’s exporting “volunteers”, seizing chunks of the others and shooting down inculpable Malaysian airlines and Ukraine it ain’t. Now, Ukraine isn’t wholly innocent, obviously, but if Vladimir down in Moscow hadn’t been so paranoid and scarred by what he saw in Dresden back in 1990 we would’ve been spared all this, methinks.

    1. Yes, I definitely agree… Just because I don’t care for the current Ukrainian government and the current US ambassador doesn’t mean I’m pro-Putin on this.🙂

      I’m also not crazy about the idea of my country sending troops to Ukraine, mainly because I worry about escalating the conflict further. Though one could argue it may escalate anyway whether or not we send troops there.:-/

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